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A minha vizinha, a Gilda, tem uma mama maior do que a outra!
Um dia ela entrou num concurso de "Miss t-shirt molhada"....
Ganhou o 1º e o 3º prémio!
Quando eu tinha 15 anos, o meu pai apanhou-me a fumar um cigarro!
Deu-me 3 pares de estalos, levou-me para casa pelas orelhas, sentou-me e obrigou-me a fumar um maço inteiro, seguido, à frente dele....
Desde esse dia que fumo um maço por dia!
Há quem diga que fumar ganza provoca esquecimento....
Eu acho que não, até porque
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boa. isto dos golfinhos na tvi foi de morrer a rir.
tinha regressado a portugal depois de 15 anos e bem acustomado a apreciar essa delicacia nas latas do atum ha montes de tempo. nao percebi nada sobre esse assunto, mas reconheci de imediato a estrategia da tvi.
como e que conheces o jorge mouro?
Eu tambem nao acho que fumar ganza provoca esquecimento, porque...
Quem ganhou o Euro?
Muito bem!!!
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Jorge Mouro é o meu primaço dos states.
Foi o gajo que foi comigo pela europa, e é o cidadão americano mais inconformado com as merdas que se vai passando naquele país. (como se pode verificar pelo blog dele)
primaço dos states. pensava co jorge só tinha familia na zona da murtosa...
inconformado ou não nem por perto é o mais. o gajo que arrebentou com o predio em oklahoma era capaz de ser, mas churrascaram-no faz tempo... os operativos inactivos dos talibans também dever estar anciosos por atingirem os postos mais elevados dessa lista.
quanto ao jorge, ele anda com uma miuda que atende a um politico qualquer, portanto está contaminado pelo pó branco das saias dela. se calhar é pó talco, mas eu na sei....
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